States that begin with the Letter K

Kansas and Kenfucky played today in a college hoops blockbuster. 'Cept, both teams, despite being ranked #2 and #8, respectively, fucking suck.
Did you see it? Then shut up. This was a game that featured--FEATURED--a junior walk-on, Chris Moody of Kansas (recently of Asheville, NC), and a backup center, Dipshit Morris of Kenfucky. Why? Because practically the entire starting 10 players had fouled out with 10 minutes left in the first half. Both teams in the double bonus, neither squad particularly good at making free throws. D'oh!
Holy shit, what a godawful game. It was like watching a Republican gangbang--everybody was too soft to put it in the hole. The final score was 65-59; it was 25-21 at the half. The game sucked my hairy balls.
On a brighter note, I saw UNC knock Maryland the other day and I hope the Heels draw both K's in the tournament. It'll be just like when GW Bush goes down to the ranch--a real old fashioned horse fucking.
Oh, by the way: FUCK REPUBLICANS. Did you get that?