Saturday, December 11, 2004

Fill in the Blanks: F_CK Y_U REP_BLIC_N

This is what I love about Republicans (see comments on "I Lied" post below), and it's a great weapon for us new, improved Lefties to use on them, too. Whenever the going gets tough, and the little fucktards can't keep up, mentally or physically, they yell shit like "Go back to Russia!" and "Love it or Leave it!"
Every normal person (do they still have those?) knows those phrases are just about the dumbest things an American can say. They are fundamentally un-American. This is supposed to be the one place (sorry, England) where you can win an argument about big issues with persuasion, not volume. But the dumbass bukakke enthusiasts on the Right are so far up Bill O'Reilly's obviously well-greased ass to know that.
So here's what we do: use it against them. They clearly believe that this is an un-trumpable "argument," so let's see them squirm when we tell them to take their dictatorial principles and "go back to Saudi Arabia." I'm guessing they wouldn't get it, or if they did, that they'd somehow dismiss our catch-phrase in favor of a second helping of their own. This is how the half of the population whose asses are connected to their brainstems thinks.
Anyway, give it a try. And, if it doesn't work, do as I've suggested below and knock their fucking teeth out. This is the new manifesto. You call me a traitor to the country I am trying to save from assholes like you, and I will beat you until I feel better--and that might take a while.
As for "Anonymous" posters to this site, well, you're all a bunch of fucking cowards. Why don't you go back to "yellow" France, you girls? You are clearly a bunch of pussies. Case closed.

By the way, boys, Ann Coulter is a dude. Get used to it. Billy O still thinks she's hot, in that bone-clacking, Adam's apple-bobbing, screeching harpie kind of way. You know why she had to become a woman, right? Some liberal cut her balls off. Watch out you don't get the same.