Be Lame at the Lanes

Great (or pukey--depending on your sensibilities) Bowling Names

*Just to get it out of the way, there will be no craptacular obvious sex puns, like "I'll Finger Your Balls," "Third Hole," "Ball Tosser," "Skidmark," "Quick Release," "Oil Pattern," "Double Wood," "Queer Ass Fag," or any other kind of bullshit that any dumbass redneck could come up with. You'll see what I mean.

Here you go:

Bolare'
Bowlcaccio
Mr. Bowlvedere
BowldFinger
Sir Splits-a-lot
Splitfinger Gutterball (fastball)
El Bowlrado
Bowl and Chain
Sweaty Bowls
Mannheim SteamBowler
Bowlgarian
Bowlshevik
Pinderella
Pindar (6th century Greek poet--for the obscurantists out there)
Washout
A-pin-dectomy
Pinfall Wizard
JRR Bowlkien
Pinultimate
Bowlshit
Bowlwinkle
Pin Love Again
Splithead
Bowlkanization
Pickup Schmuck
EmBowldened
Bowlker T. and the MGs
Bowlf Bag
Let's Roll! (yeah, it's a 9/11 joke; fucking sue me)

More as I think of them. Feel free to suggest some. I am actually soliciting comments. Jesus, how the mighty have fallen.