More Stupid People with Too Much Time on their Hands

Two linguists have apparently undertaken a study of the "distinctive" Texas dialect (you know, the one that makes you want to shit in your own ears just to prevent the sound from coming in). The problem with the story, aside from the rather specious conclusions the researchers came up with (I guess "We failed to turn up anything special about Texas" wouldn't fly), is that it inevitably works its way around to GW Bush, fucktard extraordinaire.
Guy Bailey, the guy who wasted time and money on this bullshit, said: "You know, there's a lot of comment about President Bush (news - web sites)'s speech, but Bush has a fairly typical Texas accent. The person who had the more distinctive accent was President Clinton (news - web sites)."

HELLO, ASSHOLE! IT'S AN ACT!!!! He isn't FROM Texas and he doesn't normally speak that way! Jesus fucking Christ!!! Did this guy also know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

Oh, and don't even TRY this shit: "When all is said and done, do Texans sound funny?
"Not to Texans," Bailey said, "and not really to other people in the South."

No way, bud. You ain't laying any claim of kinship on the rest of us. Y'all sound like a bunch of goddamn retards and you know it. Be proud of it if you want, but the rest of us don't want anything to do with your sorry asses.