Never Forget

Thank God for the internets.

Who watches TV anymore? If one watches TV political shows, don't they deserve whatever they get? As a smart man once said, "why would any liberal ever go on Fox News?" The same can be asked about all television: what free-thinking person would ever care to hear what some buffoon calling himself "Wolf Blitzer," or herself "Rita Cosby," or the insanely jock-tacular "Brit Hume," has to say about OUR polity?

Well, my new goal in life is to one day get invited to one of these goddamn shows, so as to rub somebody's nose in the vile history of American journalism. We'll begin here.

$moke Get$ in Your Eye$

America's #1 cash crop. Bigger than NC tobacco. Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

If the economy stays down, it'll have to become legal or the nation goes bankrupt.

Time to Grade some Exams

This is a good idea. Naturally, being a graduate student, I never thought of it.


Special thanks to our friend and rising star of the Chicago amateur boxing circuit, Dan "The Body Snatcher" Harper.

Really? I hadn't Noticed

So Bill Kristol now says the war is going badly, and the American Standard (oh, wait, that's the brand-name of America's best-selling toilet--yet Kristol and his nimrod buddies are so out of touch with common Americans that they actually wanted to call their shitty rag by that name)...I mean, the Weekly Standard, is all sorry as hell it supported the war so ardently early on.

Well, maybe it's just that constant exposure to the sheer idiocy of do-nothing Republicans over the past decade or so, but here's all I have to say:

We were right, you are wrong. Fuck you. Crawl away and die now. The polity can live without you and your asinine "ideas," which really are little more than infantile musings backed by nothing but childish suppositions and posturing.

Once More, with Feeling!

As if more evidence of his assholicity were needed, our Fearful Leader is on a petulant tour of his messy Chimpy's Desert Adventure(TM) so he can look into a TV camera later this week and announce that he's not going to change anything or amend his appalling behavior.

The reason is clearer all the time: Bush has zero respect for democracy. Sure, all us little ants can vote his party out of office; and sure, we can call him names or plead with him to listen to reason (or just acknowledge reality). But, he actually believes he is the Emperor. I don't even think he feels any longer that he is a wise man, leading an unwilling nation to a promised land it cannot yet comprehend. I think now, he is simply content to punish the nation as harshly as he can for the next 2 years for not believing in him.

Recall Kitty Kelly's biography of 2004: a young and angry/drunk Bush pedaling his bicycle in circles in front of the family car his parents were riding in. No particular reason, save he was mad at them and as a totally immature ape might do, he was punishing HW and Bar by making an ass of himself in public. Oh the shame of it all!

Well, I'm not a Maine blueblood, so I don't give a shit about Monkey Boy's shenanigans. I am a democrat, though, so when he pretends like elections are meaningless, and moreover, that public opinion is irrelevant to a President, that pisses me off. This slow circular pedaling around Iraq is not going to fly. Bush, one can only hope, will soon taste the bitter back of history's hand.

I know I'm planning to write all his failures down for posterity.