But...

Two things:

Without a doubt, it's been the overwhelming objectivity and unimpeachable authority displayed by the media that's betrayed the American public over the last several years. You are so fucking smart, gossip columnist lady. All the problems with shitty journalism can be fixed if we just turn it into actual journaling and reporters get paid to just write about their own navels (what, they don't?)! This is why I don't read newspapers and speed up when I see journalists crossing the street.

Slavoj Zizek proves once again that he is both the dumbest and dullest motherfucker on the planet. I pray that he will soon be found dead, under his blanket, asphyxiated by his own farts.