Activist Judges

From News of the Weird: "Judge Jeffrey K. Sprecher of Berks County, Pa., dismissed charges against a man in August for buying beer for his underage neighbor, ruling that the prosecutor hadn't proved all of the elements of the crime. Specifically, said Sprecher, there was no evidence offered that Miller Genuine Draft is "beer." (Prosecutors usually submit a government-created listing of beers as proof but failed to do that.)"

Damn. I think this is just the kind of stuff the GOP is talking about, right here. Activist judges trying to make America into some kind of dystopia where nobody drinks pisswater. Fuck you, Jeffrey K. Sprecher! You can have my MGD when you pry it from my flabby, shitstained fratboy fingers!!