Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Stupid Calling Asshole, Come In, Asshole...

"This administration is not going to rest until every life is saved, until every family is reconnected, until the recovery is complete," (Bush) said.

So sayeth President Smirk.

A few thoughts: wouldn't saving every life have meant building a time machine and going back to the week you were on vacation while people were stranded in New Orleans? And also, wouldn't you need to go back and help them after the storm hit, when you were STILL on vacation, along with Condi Two Shoes, Cheney, and Rumsfeld (by God, I think he took a week off to actually look for his ass with a map and a flashlight!).

Or, if not that, are you saying that you intend to re-animate all the dead bodies in order to make good on your pledge to "save every life"?

Great, George: zombies. Just what we needed.