Michael Brown, Horse Fancier

...meet Mr. Paulison, duct tape enthusiast.

In the "progress: just a word" file, we find that Mr. Paulison, the man who urged us all to buy duct tape to ward off chemical and nuclear attacks, is now the acting head of FEMA.

Incidentally, while he was mouthing weird urban legends, why didn't Paulison tell people to cover themselves with cockroaches? We all know the little buggers can withstand anything.

That's what they call a lack of creative thinking, right there. Yep.