That's Our Boy, George

"The message yesterday was clear. The American people want their leaders in Washington to set aside partisan differences, conduct ourselves in an ethical manner, and work together to address the challenges facing our nation," Bush said.

It would seem that America wants partisanship, "Mr. President," as evidenced by the total rejection of your party in a partisan election. Elections are not bipartisan. Try again, you fuck.

"When the unnamed man finished slapping his nutsack on the President's face, Mr. Bush turned to the astonished press corps and explained that, in his opinion, the man had just been thanking him for doing such a great job over the last 6 years by flossing the President's teeth with his short-and-curlies. Mr. Bush then explained that his upcoming war crimes trial was actually the public's salute to his bipartisanship. 'Hey, I went to Iraq because that's what America wanted. And by turning me over to the tribunal, the American people are saying, 'Here, he's our best man. Try him and let him exonerate us!'"

Could somebody please rid us of this dangerous imebecile now?