Linda Cohn is also Stupid

She thinks Marty Turco and Kenny Rogers could be connected by virtue of their reputations as postseason chokers. Here's her hook: Rogers turned it around this year--why can't Turco?

Because, Linda: pine tar isn't used in hockey and even if he could get his hands on some, I don't think Turco could use it to get an edge on the 9 other players out on the ice. Unlike a 1-on-1 battle between a pitcher and a batter, a goalie is only one part of a whole crew of players, all moving around in different schemes and for different purposes.

You WERE talking about cheating, right? That's why you mentioned Rogers, a proven cheater who once called Ken Caminiti scum and accused him of taking food out of his children's mouths by using steroids to gain an unfair advantage--right, Linda?