Imaginary People

NYT confirms: 4 million evangelicals never existed. (Sorry, but I refuse to register with the Times to read the full article, so I'm guessing at the rest of it, based on what I want it to say)

Religious voters did not abandon the GOP and also they did not stay away from the polls. Based on exit polls (which, by the way, targeted conservatives this time by a 39%-36% margin over liberals, to avoid the "only liberals talk to exit pollsters" crap), religious voters all pretty much voted GOP. And the same number of Americans voted in this election as in the last one. There's a problem here...

...oh, I get it! MORE actual, real people voted against Republicans in this election, and less fake, made-up religious voters voted for Republicans--hence why the exit polls say Godsters stuck with the GOP, and yet the GOP received far, far fewer votes. Add 4 million anti-GOP votes and subtract 4 million imaginary GOP votes, and you get solid-if-indirect evidence of just how the 2004 election was stolen.

Somebody read the rest of the article and let me know where the NYT says that. 4 million imaginary dollars says it isn't in there.