Thursday, March 09, 2006

Abortion Really Sucks

Well, that didn't take long. So vacuuming out your uterus is now illegal in South Dakota (or is it North Dakota? Or was it Kansas? Jesus, we seem to have a lot of fucktards lining up to refight that whole culture war that the Left supposely won, don't we?). Apparently, about eight other states have begun putting anti-abortion legislation into the pipeline, not realizing as I do that abortion is the saline solution.

Now, let's revisit the whole filibuster issue again. For all the shit-sucking Democrats out there who derided the idea of filibustering Alito (I'm talking to you, Barack Obama) because it would be a better use of our time "to win elections" (which you can't do these days without control of the Supreme Court--or hadn't you noticed, Senator Fundraiser?)...FUCK YOU ALL.

And, for those who argued that filibustering was overrated, since nothing really horrible has ever been averted by a filibuster (what are you, the master of a parallel universe? You can't argue a negative principle as though it were factual! What if the filibuster of the Civil Rights Act could have changed the future and led to the discovery of the 9/11 plot? That's RIGHT, arguing like that IS a sign of being a complete fucking moron!!), I say: congratulations! You now have your proof that filibustering is really a useful tool to have in reserve for those epochal times when someone who is avowedly going to shred your civil rights is about to be made a Supreme Court Justice. But, like Sen. Obama, you assholes who tried to defuse the filibuster will just have to eat this steaming plate full of shit. It's yours. Nice work.

Now, I'll be looking for you to win some elections and overturn this shit. Get busy.

The filibuster just shoved a rusty coathanger up your twat. What are you gonna do about it?