Take One For the Team?

Extra points if you do this and are male, 'cause that would give Dobson a paralyzing fit. Even better if you can explain the fundamentalists' hateful objection to homosexuality in the process. I suspect that they can't handle the inherent challenge to their ill-conceived notions of gender roles. I mean, who wouldn't want to marry a woman willing to acquiesce to your Y chromosome? That's really hot. In a pathetic, machismo sort of way. Goddamn troglodytes.