And I thought the Minutemen had a gay name

"Smugglers are buying puppies at rock-bottom prices in Mexico and selling them in the United States for up to $1,000, often to animal lovers who later discover the canines are too sick or too young to survive on their own, authorities said Tuesday." - San Francisco Chronicle

Don't worry, they've created - no shit - The Border Puppy Task Force to rectify the problem. With a manly name like that, I'm sure those evildoers will just cower in fear and surrender the contraband. In that vein, I propose we rename the War on Terra to Operation: Fat Free Twinkie, since both will last eternally and neither make any sense.