Bully for the Left

According to the Baltimore Sun newspaper, academics are under attack all across the country because of rabid, dicksucking, herpes-infested, pustulated, hunchbacked, asymmetrical, troglodytic, jizz-gulping, incest-loving, cross-eyed, bad-brains-having little Republican shits with too much time on their hands in between shifts manning/using the syphilis-smeared gloryhole in the University bathroom.

As an academic myself, I have to ask just what kind of pussy is afraid of a mouth-breathing undergraduate? Look, as college education spirals upwards in cost to the point that hardworking kids can't get a BA anymore, the universities will inevitably fill up with the rotten little shits whose parents CAN afford immorally high tution, and those kids will not be, uh, let's say "bright." People who have to buy their way into an institution (like a fraternity) are not usually qualified to be there. It's a simple equation: people who live in big houses can't fix their own plumbing. People who purchase the office of President of the United States can't help but ruin a once-proud nation in 5 short years.

But I digress. The point is that little accidents of birth--who only think they're Rovian geniuses--aren't very scary. What IS scary is just how socially inept college professors are, and how unlike normal human beings they act. Perhaps rightwing retards and leftwing savants deserve to battle each other forever within the ivory tower. I don't know; it seems that if that's the biggest problem David Horowitz can find to tackle, then he just ain't trying very hard. Or else he's even dumber than I thought, and less effective. If higher education sucks so hard, why are people like Horowitz trying to take it over? Just like the House and Senate, which also sucked and needed to be done away with right up to the moment the GOP got a majority, it seems the nation's colleges and universities are in line to suffer the ultimate degradation.