Bomb-bomb-bomb bomb-bomb Iran...

Bush announced today that Iraq has a decision to make: chaos or unity. No shit, that's the terms.

When told that Iraq responded "We ARE united. Against you." Bush immediately turned the conversation to the need to bomb the bejeesus out of Iran, now, dammit, NOW! before it turns out that it, too, had nothing to do with September 11th.

In other news, Saudi Arabia continues to own Citibank and do business in the United States, while simultaneously funding and otherwise assisting anti-US terror groups. And Bush's father works for the Saudis. And the family's close snuggle-buddy, "Bandar Bush" is eagerly anticipating the time when he can piss on GWB's bones. What a great time to be a pessimist!