Questions that have No Answer

1. When did the US Army become synonymous with America? Why is it that the highest form of patriotism that conservatives and the media can conceive of involves letting yourself be mindfucked by a drill sergeant?

2. Who came up with the idea that calling someone a "communist" would shut them up? In the same vein, what exactly does "love it or leave it" mean? Who is the arbiter of what is truly "American" and doesn't our superiority stem from our love of dissenters?

3. Why are all Republicans such enormous pussies? And why are so many of them so gay?