Jesus Christ

If you exist, oh Lord, reward this guy with lots of riches and naked, slutty Bush twins. Goddamn this is funny shit. You may need to try it a couple of times, the link is shitty. And, the language is a little strong, so all you kids under five, go ask mommy to read it to you. All you over five, think about how many kindergarteners you could take. For the record, I could beat up at least ten 5-year olds.