Whaaaaaa?!

Tune-in to the Science Channel (if you get it; it's a digital cable, bastard spawn of the Discovery Channel--itself no prize) this week for a great commercial that points up the disconnect from logic and reality in this country that I am struggling to understand. The commercial begs viewers to watch the Science Channel for all news technological, and lists some upcoming shows. One of them apparently centers on "how technology is helping New York City prepare for another attack."

But, dear sirs, why in Heaven's name would NYC have to prepare for another attack? Isn't Monkey McMoron keepin' us safer? Haven't we established that all the turr'ists are in Iraq, which is now peaceful and democracy-loving and grateful to us?

What the fuck is going on here? WHY DOES THE SCIENCE CHANNEL HATE AMERICA?