Hints for Beginners

If you ever feel like making your own blog, take it from me, a six-month (?) veteran: make it so only registered users can leave comments. Sure, it's exclusive and stifles "free speech." So?

"Free speech" doesn't exist--all there is is the argument over what needs to be said and what isn't worth saying. It's a contest, but there are boundaries. And my point is, if you don't enjoy having a thousand "anonymous" comments on your blog every day, most of them obviously the brain farts of dickless Republicans, turn off the open comments and require a name to go with the stupid.

It's funny how accountability scares off the rightwingers. To go off on a tagent, it's sort of like when other people call for the government to get tough on rich people drugs like coke and heroin: all of a sudden the Republicans don't know nothin' 'bout no drug war. Coke? What's that? Like the soda? Why you lookin' at the President all funny like that? That's baby powder on his nose...really! Go get them crackheads! They black!