Zero is the Rockingest Number

Some of you assholes insist on continuing to read this bag of shit. Fine. But I want to say, again, that I am not impressed by your diligence or attention. I do not write for an audience--I swear I just write as an alternative to talking to myself. That 1. does not make me an artist, since autobiography is not art and 2. does not make me an artist because art is a conversation, and I have no intended audience. Furthermore, I have not gotten a single comment, or "fortune," so I proclaim that I hold the top spot as the most antisocial badass on the web for yet another day! Suckas!