Homeland Security is a Fucking Joke

The Chicago Tribune reported on November 17 that a deer, possibly of Arab extraction, but a DEER nonetheless, "wandered" into the terminal at O'Hare International Airport and made it quite a ways into the airport before being spotted. "If it had had a boarding pass, it damn sure coulda gotten on a plane," said one exceedingly stupid passenger (quote courtesy CLTV "news").
Many, many things about this story scare me.
1. Deer are much, much rarer than crazy people in Chicago. If the bolt-from-the-blue, once-in-a-lifetime intruder could get in, then lots of nutty fuckers should be thawing the plastique even as we speak. Hooray.
2. It turns out that the deer didn't even get in through the front door, as you might expect. It came in through an open (that's right. Some fucktard left a "secure" area door wide open) cargo door. SO--it not only got onto the (fenced-in) premises, it also wandered around until it found an open door, then it went in said door, then it found its way into the terminal, then it wandered around, checked some bags, and perused the newsstand. AND THEN it was spotted and captured.
3. This proves beyond all doubt that Nature is pissed off and is counterattacking the decadent West. Al-Quaeda (sp?) is reportedly signing up young bucks all over the country.

Oh, the deer that was caught at O'Hare has been held for questioning in connection to the sleeper cell known as the "Martyrs of Bambi's Mom" and will be sent to the federal detention facility at (wait for it)...

Fawntanamo.