Born Again Blog Virgin

OK, OK, it's no big deal, but...GODAMMIT, you Mother FUCKERS!! I said, "NO READING THE BLOG" and you went and did it!!?
Now, this doesn't have to ruin our relationship. I can FORGIVE you, but only if you truly look SORRY. No, that's not it. NO, keep trying.
WHAT the fuck is THAT supposed to be??!

...That's better.

I will just take a deep, soul/keyboard cleansing breath and start over, George W. Bush-style. This is now a brand new blog. Our past indiscretions and history have been wholly purgedpraiseJesus.
If high school whores and frat boy drunks can do it, so can I.

Now fon't fuck up again or I will be forced to take drastic action. As you know, I can only get "born again" so many times.