Everybody Knew, Apparently

John McCain vetted Sarah Palin so thoroughly that he knew here daughter was pregnant before Bristol ever even had sex with her boyfriend. Seriously, y'all. That's the truth, you can believe him. Really. Come on...believe it! He'll be your friend.

If there was nothing to hide and the Palin people were so all-fired proud of their daughter, how come she spent the entire VP announcement holding her mom's newborn and with her belly covered up by a large blanket?

Did I say "covered up"? I mean, cover up. As in, "cover up your nostrils, because the McCain-Palin campaign already stinks like a fish that's been lying almost as long as Sarah Palin."