Saturday, January 27, 2007

You Look at Cat Shit?


Maybe just because Comic Book Guy has made us forever wary of movie nerds and fanboys, this review of "Epic Movie" (not that I was reading it...) from one Dustin Putman contains this line:

"I've seen more talent in my cat's last dump than these two ass-clowns have as filmmakers."

He obviously didn't catch it, but is there any better way to tell the world you live in Mom's basement and don't date than to mention that you have a cat, even if it's part of a disgusting man-humor reference?

As a general rule, men--ANY men, including those who get laid all the time and have season tickets to all sports and only wear jockstraps and boxing gloves around the house--should never refer to their cat(s) in public.