Scary Gary Strikes

From the eponymous author:

"I heard the most disturbing story on the way to work. I really must swear off NPR. It's like a girlfriend that is bad for you. Anyway, the story was about three football players at Guilford College who beat up these three Palestinians. All they were doing was chain smoking and demeaning women. I don't know about you but I am appalled that Guilford has a football team. Something really must be done."