Buh, Ah Law-k Mah Teef, Guv-nah!

British people (well, Welsh children, but why be precise?) don't get anything, self-image-wise, from having their teeth fixed.

The study that proves the assertion would have us believe that this:

Is the same as this:

Whatever, Nigel....

Maybe it should have been a study to find out if British people know how to use mirrors?

Maybe a mouthful of rotten teeth masks the stench of food that can only be described as--and in fact, sometimes IS--eating the ass out of a cow?

C'mon and play along at home! What else?