White Sox or Not White Sox

This is problematic: the good liberal in me wants to root alongside Chicago's Latinos, who have embraced the Sux (uh, "Sox") wholeheartedly after the team hired a Latino manager (no shameless opportunism there!).

But the good liberal in me also wants to pour vitriol on the team and root hard as can be against it because of the overwhelming preponderance of White Sox fans who are white, fat, stupid, virulent racist shitbags.

It seems that the second option will win out. Fuck the Bridgeport Irish (some of whom are realted to me, by the way).

Go National League!