Readers: Threat or Menace?

Readership of this site seems to spike after 5 pm EST. Is that when everyone gets home, tears off their clothes, and frantically masturbates while reading my blog? I sure hope so.
How in the hell do people find this shit anyway?
I assume many people just click on the "most recently updated blogs" link on Blogger's homepage. Thus, I have contrived this post so that Too Clever By Half will appear there in a few minutes. Evil genius, I am.