According to my friend, Wally, McCain's people want him to start really hammering Obama on social issues. Oh pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease...

What's Oldie Hawn going to say? "Darkie over there loves poor people and Mexicans. Vote for me!" "Social Security is very important to me--I'm very, very old!" "Poor people need to do what I did--dump the old hag and marry an heiress who could be my daughter! THAT'S the solution to this 'poverty' thing!"

Oh, did you hear about the time Mr. Sensitive called his wife a cunt in front of a crowd of people?