Bratz Dollz Lawzuit Iz Unzettled

Mattel toy company and some outfit called MGA Entertainment (which sounds like a front for three fat Sicilian guys and their franchise of storefront call girl operations) are suing each other, claiming it was the other one that inflicted the Bratz line of dolls on the Earth, thereby turning your children into preteen whores ("Slutz"?).

What's that? They're suing each other because they want credit for this monstrosity?!