GOP Congressman is Pedophile, likes Boys

"Congressman Foley Resigns Over Emails to Teenage Page"

What can we say but "AAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!! BWAaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!"

Repeat until you feel better about the last 6 years. Try not to remember that we're totally fucked no matter what. But in the meantime, everyone should know the word "Schadenfreude."