Grownups In Charge, Part II

Scott McClellan, the White House terrier, said last week that Newsweek's horrible, execrable, unforgivable story (which turned out to be true, by the way) caused the deaths of US allies in Afghanistan. Now, he was wrong at the time, which US puppet/ass clown Hamid Karzai pointed out. But, he stood by his statement.

Until now, that is. McClellan backed off the condemnations of Newsweek after virtually the entire United States showed off its collective ability to recall simple facts and pointed out that we wouldn't even BE in Afghanistan or Iraq if not for far greater lies coming from the White House. But Scotty also now denies he ever said that the Newsweek story caused any deaths in Afghanistan.

What. a. hack. Almost makes you miss Joe Lockhart, doesn't it? Now that guy could spin a lie and not make you feel like an asshole for listening to him. I mean, you knew he was lying, but he didn't take out his dick and slap you in the face with it while he was lying to you. I guess the WH press really loves the smell of McClellan's dick, or something.