Pope on Last Legs; Catholics Demand He be Kept Alive Artificially

Oh, no wait. They don't. Apparently the Pope and Terri Schiavo aren't the same. The 916-year old man we know as the Pontiff will be allowed to die and the bulimic retard had to be kept on eternally to satisfy his batshit crazy followers.

I knew they didn't like the Simpsons. I knew they claimed rights (and rites) over people, living and dead, who maybe sorta one day coulda been Catholics (Schiavo's parents are devout Catholics)--and WE make fun of the Mormons for baptizing Jews after death!

But I never, until this day, understood why Martin Luther was so pissed off.

See you in Hell, your Holiness.