No! No! NO!

No, you dummy!

"Still, Obama and McCain are at a statistical dead heat, and so the election will be decided by undecided voters."

WRONG. Presidents are elected by the Electoral College, not the popular vote, asshole! Why can't anybody remember this simple fact at any time before election day? Polls are for shit, Zogby is for shit, and come November, suddenly all we'll hear about is electoral votes, and then everybody will be all "well, Obama never really had anything to worry about."

Think before you do something stupid.