It's Official

C-Span viewers -- and more importantly, callers -- are too dumb to live. We just watched the Democratic convention coverage and now there's a call-in hour and one of the first callers was from North Carolina. The lady said, "Michelle Obama is an Ivy-League-educated woman with massive debts, who left a job at a law firm she didn't agree with, to go do altruistic work. And that's fiscal irresponsibility and makes me worry about how they would run all these big-spending govenrment programs they want to do, if they can't even pay their own debts."

Um, what? Helping people is stupid. Making money is good.

Put down the phone (and the tequila), Sue Myrick! You fascist bitch!