10,000 Maine Yaks

The hit counter keeps going up, despite the fact that nothing new has happened here for three weeks. Why, people? Maybe this internet could make me some money or something, if I posted my original music creations (what you know as "songs") here and charged $3 to listen. No, you'd steal them, wouldn't you? Yes. Yes, you would.

Also I have no talent and don't play a musical instrument. I can barely spell!