Memo to David Kurtz: You're Bad at This

An article about the upcoming state of the union address by the worst president ever speculated that it would probably be the last from this particular president, and the "maybe" part got David Kurtz all in a twist. Conspiracy? Conspiracy!

I googled the term "state of the union address" and read all about how those speeches work and why some presidents give 5 of them in a term (because their successors aren't sworn in until later) and whatnot. It took all of 60 seconds.

Dumbass.