A-Rod = 73 + 1

Alex Rodriguez, whom some NY pundits and otherwise douchebags have been ripping on for years, now has 14 homeruns in the baseball season's first month. For the record, this is the most ever, tied with Albert Pujols, the other greatest hitter in the sport.

You might say, "who gives one crippled faggot's butt plug for the American League?" and you'd be right, except what if: A-Rod hits 74 homeruns this year?

Barry Steroids is only 15 HR from Hank Aaron--Hank "Motherfucking Legendary I-Played-The-Game-The-Right-Way-You-Human-Growth-Hormone-Snorting-Retard-Asshole-Dickface-Shitbag" Aaron. Bonds will definitely "break the record" (in the same way that someone who is a completely dishonest, cheating, lying, scumbag can be said to have accomplished something) this season.

And, it is my fervent wish--despite the fact that he is technically contractually bound to the NY Yankees, the soulless void of sports--that Alex Rodriguez hit 74 homeruns so we can finally cleanse the smegma known as Barroid Bonds from our collective baseball consciousness.

That'd be a wicked pisser, eh?