Absolute Garbage

No, I'm not talking about the Carolina Hurricanes, Greg.

Florida State, which beat Duke, Maryland, and Florida--who? Oh, the defending national champions? What's that you say--Florida is a #1 seed in the tournament this year, too? Gee, that seems weird.

Yeah, since FSU didn't even make the tournament! The selection committee should be hung by its collective balls from razor wire.

Florida State, which beats a handful of top teams every fucking year and yet, somehow, never gets into the postseason tournament that counts, just wiped the floor with the historic Michigan program in the NIT.

But Illinois and Arkansas are playing in the big show, for millions of dollars, despite having exactly zero wins, between them, against top programs this year.

FSU would've beaten VCU. You listening, Duke?

This is a fucking joke.