Introducing: New Reviewers

At a lesbian Mardi Gras party the other day (what was I doing there? Macking on lesbians. Duh!), a very nice, mincy fellow and I were playing the game where you make your porn name out of the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. I had just informed Errol Flynn that I already have a porn name far, far better than any that method can conceive, when Cary Grant thought about it and revealed that his "formulaic" porn name would be "Lucky Feller."

So I stole that shit, post-haste.

From now on, all guest reviews on this site will be posted under the name "Lucky Fellers," because they are so very, very fortunate to be a part of history, like that last guy at the "Spantaneous Exxxtasy" 551-man gangbang (which, incidentally, was supposed to be a 1,000-man gangbang, but the producers could only find 551 dudes who would have sex with a fat black woman who can't spell either of her stage names correctly.

Incidentally, since she only "achieved" 55.1% of her, uh, "goal," I give the Spantaneous Exxxtasy Gangbang a 55.1%, which as any round-heeled gangbang queen will tell you is a "middle F."

Heh, heh. "F."

Stay tuned for Lucky Fellers' review #1!