Bats, Balls, and Dick

Dick Cheney "threw" out (if you can consider his half-arm, stiff-legged, hunched-up girly toss a "throw") the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game today and was roundly booed by most of the 40,000 people in the stands.

From CNN/SI:

"A year ago, there was a rush for tickets and a sellout. This time, the attendance was 40,530 at 46,382-seat RFK Stadium. There were large patches of empty seats when Vice President Dick Cheney strode out to mainly boos and scattered applause for the ceremonial first pitch. Last season, it was President Bush who did the honors."

Translation: Fuck you, Dick.