Bad Press

To paraphrase the New York Times (if its writers were time-warped to the 1940s):

"Where did all of Europe's Jews go? They seem to be missing. Some wonder what happened, and why, and who or what is responsible. But not us! We don't know anything about it. What do you want us to do -- ask? Who cares? It's a goddamn mystery, OK? Time will tell...or not. Whatever. Buy our paper!"

The United States' paper of record wants you to know that, whatever might happen and for whatever reasons, it's none of your fucking business.