More Pictures

What a dull day. Anyway, if you've been to Hanzi Smatter lately ("Misspelled Chinese Tattoos," in other words), you no doubt saw this picture. Besides the obvious (I mean, clearly, clearly) wrong tattoo (duh!), I have a few questions for this person's leg (with answers):

1. Did you get that couch from Burberry? (No. The alley behind Burberry, actually.)

2. Who keeps so much crap on the floor? (Me. I do. I am a pack-rat.)