Procreation is Good

God is pro-life--we can make that leap in logic. We can ascertain His views from the historical record. How else to explain His will to place upon the Spanish throne a retarded, impotent boy whose jaw was so malformed he couldn't eat?

I will always have a soft spot in my heart (head?) for that portrait. That was the artist trying to make the king look good! Can you imagine what he really looked like?

Clearly, the Great Lawgiver intended the reign of Charles II to demonstrate to all mankind that He loves human life so much that He will put the lives of millions in the hands of an easily-manipulated simpleton. The moral might be that bortion is bad, mmmmkay?

Or, He's a mad comic genius. Or he doesn't exist. You pick.