Jackass of the Day

The city's full of them, and they're all on Friendster (has that become "uncool" yet? God, I hope so.)

Today's entry: Dominique.
Enjoys: Licking phallic objects (especially black ones...hiiiiii yooooooo!), "polishing door knobs" (what the fuck? Phallic, see?), "sleeping, drinking water, eating unsalted pretzels" (yo, bitch, this is a list of hobbies, not what you did this morning. And while we're here: what other mundane activities do you want to claim as hobbies? Breathing? Walking? Showering? Having feet? What?).

Die, die, die, die!!!